You working at the Pizza Ranch?
Pizza Hut, which symbol represents a flying saucer in front of mars... has it's secrets, but I trust you all.
You see the Martians came and landed on Earth after they ran out of cheese for their pizza (which they survive off of) and were interested in our moon (which is made out of cheese), the first to come in contact with them were the Italians who discovered the martians secret agenda and the martians bribed them by giving them the recipe so they would not leak the agenda to the public. Although the cheese on Earth will do it is only a small amount compared the giant moon cheese, they leave the earthly cheese for the humans for their pizza, Italians have been funding the martians travel to the moon by buying out human resources that the martians "saucers"
-engines use (mainly plastic bubble wraps we use for shipping items) all of the UFO sightings are just them coming to and fro the moon for cheese, the craters on the moon are just huge chunks of cheese they take at a time. They are at war with NASA because the American government wants to protect the moon so the Earth doesn't get all screwed up and fling off into the Sun and also we want the moon cheese for our pizza on Earth.
The Space force is a big deal because we are approaching a galactic war with the Martians, this war will unite humanity in pizza or if we lose, will destroy humanity once and for all. NASA actually stands for No Anchovies Stinky Aliens because the Martians tried to trick us and make us hate pizza by putting fish on it.
Oh no I have said way too much!
