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Lol the other example was better Rens. Well it must be getting near midnight somewhere so have a great night friends.
 
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cause y'all like dutch programs:

https://youtu.be/ULopa12GIFI

are you that woman who beats her husband with a bread every day
Yes thats correct.
But this morning you were throwing whipped cream muffins at him.
Yes.
Why?
It's his birthday.
 
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:party2::cake: for anyone with a random birthday!!!
 
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https://youtu.be/tnMWjnWvPyg

Heeey Beauty, are we gonna drink a drink together?
Could you please go away? I already feel a flea.
Oh. Come on Beauty, we leave. This woman has fleas.
 
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https://youtu.be/CeNswucB8W4

Would you also marry my daughter if she didn't inherit a cent of my millions?
Yes of course sir.
Then the whole party is cancelled, I don't want an idiot in the family.
 
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My neighbour took an overdose placebo pills and now he thinks he's dead.
 
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https://youtu.be/t2Y17mnWNkc

Your bell doesn't work, there's no light and there's no reflector.
That'll cost you 50 euro.
Okay that's good.
When is it ready?
 
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https://youtu.be/JMugkRCE-VQ

I'm sorry to bother you but I'm a doctor and I was visiting here and your neighbours said you have the best fresh cow milk from the neighbourhood.
There you are! Fresh from the cow.
Ahh delicious! It's still warm.
What's wrong with your dog?
Oh he doesn't like it if a stranger drinks from his can.
 
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Random advise: do not touch any orifices shortly after chopping chillies :noway::flame:
 
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