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Rens
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cause y'all like dutch programs:
https://youtu.be/ULopa12GIFI
are you that woman who beats her husband with a bread every day
Yes thats correct.
But this morning you were throwing whipped cream muffins at him.
Yes.
Why?
It's his birthday.
https://youtu.be/ULopa12GIFI
are you that woman who beats her husband with a bread every day
Yes thats correct.
But this morning you were throwing whipped cream muffins at him.
Yes.
Why?
It's his birthday.
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https://youtu.be/tnMWjnWvPyg
Heeey Beauty, are we gonna drink a drink together?
Could you please go away? I already feel a flea.
Oh. Come on Beauty, we leave. This woman has fleas.
Heeey Beauty, are we gonna drink a drink together?
Could you please go away? I already feel a flea.
Oh. Come on Beauty, we leave. This woman has fleas.
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https://youtu.be/CeNswucB8W4
Would you also marry my daughter if she didn't inherit a cent of my millions?
Yes of course sir.
Then the whole party is cancelled, I don't want an idiot in the family.
Would you also marry my daughter if she didn't inherit a cent of my millions?
Yes of course sir.
Then the whole party is cancelled, I don't want an idiot in the family.
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Oh lol I get it. Good thing we got plenty.
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Your bell doesn't work, there's no light and there's no reflector.
That'll cost you 50 euro.
Okay that's good.
When is it ready?
Your bell doesn't work, there's no light and there's no reflector.
That'll cost you 50 euro.
Okay that's good.
When is it ready?
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Does he look dead?
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Gentlemen, can I help you?
Coffee?
Oh you can't eat your own bread here.
Gentlemen, can I help you?
Coffee?
Oh you can't eat your own bread here.
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I'm sorry to bother you but I'm a doctor and I was visiting here and your neighbours said you have the best fresh cow milk from the neighbourhood.
There you are! Fresh from the cow.
Ahh delicious! It's still warm.
What's wrong with your dog?
Oh he doesn't like it if a stranger drinks from his can.
I'm sorry to bother you but I'm a doctor and I was visiting here and your neighbours said you have the best fresh cow milk from the neighbourhood.
There you are! Fresh from the cow.
Ahh delicious! It's still warm.
What's wrong with your dog?
Oh he doesn't like it if a stranger drinks from his can.
Rens
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