USA JOSIAH for PRESIDENT 2020

[Josiah]

I want to be vice president. My platform is that I can do better than Pence or Biden. Which means I could actually do something other than sleep and play golf

Well, I appointed Mr. Rogers. But I've learned he's dead. I'm not sure that matters a lot (a case could be made that a dead politician is a good politician) but I'll keep this in mind.

Thank you!

 

[NewCreation435]

Well, I appointed Mr. Rogers. But I've learned he's dead. I'm not sure that matters a lot (a case could be made that a dead politician is a good politician) but I'll keep this in mind.

Thank you!

I feel honored to even be mentioned on such a worthy political ticket

 

[bharath]

Are you really going to stand in the elections in next year? Trump is waste and he do all kiddy things since he also told lies in the past. Some people had spread the news that he and Putin have some relationship.
I am not a US citizen to vote else I could have my vote for you.

 

[Lamb]

Are you really going to stand in the elections in next year? Trump is waste and he do all kiddy things since he also told lies in the past. Some people had spread the news that he and Putin have some relationship.
I am not a US citizen to vote else I could have my vote for you.

He's just joking around We love him for it.

 

[tango]

Can We Talk?


Why is America SO messed up? Why aren't we the liberal/socialist paradise we all want?


I'll tell you: We let stupid people vote. That's right. Over the years, we've given the vote to more an more people (the last, to Native Americans and 18 year olds). But we've NEVER ADDRESSED THE PROBLEM: Stupid people vote! Lots of them! Typically, the majority of voters in any election are STUPID. The Press notes this after nearly every election, we all lament it after nearly every election, but we've never done ANYTHING about it!

We will continue to find LSD illegal and guns legal.... we'll continue to find the abortion rate decline and kids praying as the calc tests are being passed out.... we'll continue to find mean cops and the military... we'll continue to find capitolism.... as long as we allow STUPID people to vote. We all know it. It's the proverbial elephant in the room (as the Press reminds us the day after every election).

But you ask: Josiah, how can we stop this? It's easy. Look to the USSR, Red China, North Korea and other smart countries! First, all we need to do is note party registration. If someone is not a registered Democrat, they are stupid. Right? And the government needs access to how a person votes, if they vote for a Republican or in some non-liberal way on propositions, then they are stupid. Right? The press reports this constantly, we all know it passionately. So, just don't allow non-Democrats and non-liberal voters to vote. Now, let's be big and gracious about this: IF they change their party registration and state they have seen the light, let them vote again! If they show they are now smart, bingo - free to go. Now, of course, we'll still have passionate elections as smart liberals try to be more liberal than their opponents but we'll have SMART people because only SMART people can vote.

Friends, abortion will never be declared a Sacrament if we don't do this. Friends, we'll never get rid of cops and the military and marriage if we don't do this. Friends, we'll still have a flag and borders if we don't do this! We'll never get rid of cars and plains if we don't do this! We'll never get free housing, free health care, free vacations, free drugs if we don't do this!!!!

It's easy.




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... and once more you demonstrate your inability to get to the root of the problem. Instead of stopping stupid people from voting, which requires gathering data on so many millions, why not just stop stupid people from standing for election in the first place. You know, the ones with (R) after their names. Eliminate them from the electoral process completely, then you don't need to worry about stupid people voting for them at all. Of course you need to get rid of the opportunity to write in a candidate - there's no need for anyone to vote for any candidate other than the state-sanctioned candidate.

From there it's a small step to just doing away with the elections completely. After all, we all know how they will turn out so there's no need for the people to, you know, turn out. Think of the billions we could save in campaigning and running elections. When I'm the Supreme Leader I'll take that money and give it back to the people. We can all be millionaires. Vote tango.

 

[Josiah]

ASK THE CANDIDATE




WHAT IS YOUR STAND ON THE IMPEACHMENT?


I am against it. For 3 reasons...

1. The best and quickest way to get rid of Trump is to defeat him in the election less than a year away! All my opponents are supporting this because they want all to focus on how bad Trump is instead of how bad they are. I say, bring it on! Put me up against Trump! I can defeat him, hands down.

2. If Trump is removed, we have to run against Mike. Who wants to do that?

3. If we impeach politicians for being jerks, then what will we have to do with Nancy? And that big mouthed young congresswoman from New York, whatshername?





WHY HAVE YOU BEEN MISSING FROM ALL THE DEBATES?


Ah.... the press won't tell you, will they? I simply made a proposal to all the other candidates, asking us ALL to equally make a pledge, in light of global warming and our dedication to ending that.... I asked all to sign a pledge that they would NOT use jets to get to these debate venues but to ride their bikes. Reasonable and I assumed ALL would quickly agree - and what a powerful image seeing all of us arrive on our bikes! BUT NO! Every other candidate insisted that because they are Democrats, they must use their own private jets, blasting out TONS of carbon. I say they are all a bunch of hypocrites! But I will not attend any gathering unless they too agree to travel by bike.





YOU HAVE PROMISED MORE FREEBIES THAN ALL THE OTHER CANDIDATES COMBINED, YET TALK ABOUT FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY AND ELIMINATING THE DEBT. HOW CAN YOU RECONCILE THIS?


Because I'm the ONLY ONE RUNNING (in any party!) who actually will pay EVERY DIME of everything I propose - and eliminate the national debt at the same time. My plan has been announced often but kept from the public. I will install a printing press in the basement of the White House and print Billion Dollar Bills (full color! My picture on the front!). Everything will be paid for. Simple.

Now, realize, all the others running (none of whom will gives the freebies I will) have NO PLAN to pay for all the goodies. Some talk of taxing rich Republicans but there's NO WAY their proposal will even come close to paying for what they propose, and everyone knows it. Their promises are empty - as every knows - and will never happen.



YOU HAVE SAID YOU ARE AGAINST UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE; IT'S THE ONE ISSUE WHERE YOU CLEARLY ARE UNIQUE AMONG ALL THE CANDIDATES! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS.


It's too hard. I propose we just outlaw disease, sickness, aging and death. We'll solve this problem just like we did the gun problem. It's how we liberals roll.





Thank you for this opportunity!


Won't you join our crusade?


JOSIAH IN 2020




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[Andrew]

ASK THE CANDIDATE




WHAT IS YOUR STAND ON THE IMPEACHMENT?


I am against it. For 3 reasons...

1. The best and quickest way to get rid of Trump is to defeat him in the election less than a year away! All my opponents are supporting this because they want all to focus on how bad Trump is instead of how bad they are. I say, bring it on! Put me up against Trump! I can defeat him, hands down.

2. If Trump is removed, we have to run against Mike. Who wants to do that?

3. If we impeach politicians for being jerks, then what will we have to do with Nancy? And that big mouthed young congresswoman from New York, whatshername?





WHY HAVE YOU BEEN MISSING FROM ALL THE DEBATES?


Ah.... the press won't tell you, will they? I simply made a proposal to all the other candidates, asking us ALL to equally make a pledge, in light of global warming and our dedication to ending that.... I asked all to sign a pledge that they would NOT use jets to get to these debate venues but to ride their bikes. Reasonable and I assumed ALL would quickly agree - and what a powerful image seeing all of us arrive on our bikes! BUT NO! Every other candidate insisted that because they are Democrats, they must use their own private jets, blasting out TONS of carbon. I say they are all a bunch of hypocrites! But I will not attend any gathering unless they too agree to travel by bike.





YOU HAVE PROMISED MORE FREEBIES THAN ALL THE OTHER CANDIDATES COMBINED, YET TALK ABOUT FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY AND ELIMINATING THE DEBT. HOW CAN YOU RECONCILE THIS?


Because I'm the ONLY ONE RUNNING (in any party!) who actually will pay EVERY DIME of everything I propose - and eliminate the national debt at the same time. My plan has been announced often but kept from the public. I will install a printing press in the basement of the White House and print Billion Dollar Bills (full color! My picture on the front!). Everything will be paid for. Simple.

Now, realize, all the others running (none of whom will gives the freebies I will) have NO PLAN to pay for all the goodies. Some talk of taxing rich Republicans but there's NO WAY their proposal will even come close to paying for what they propose, and everyone knows it. Their promises are empty - as every knows - and will never happen.



YOU HAVE SAID YOU ARE AGAINST UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE; IT'S THE ONE ISSUE WHERE YOU CLEARLY ARE UNIQUE AMONG ALL THE CANDIDATES! PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS.


It's too hard. I propose we just outlaw disease, sickness, aging and death. We'll solve this problem just like we did the gun problem. It's how we liberals roll.





Thank you for this opportunity!


Won't you join our crusade?


JOSIAH IN 2020




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Mr. Josiah, how do you plan to campaign against Vermin Supreme and what are your strategies and strong points to counter his proposals?

https://youtu.be/4d_FvgQ1csE

 

[Josiah]

Ask the Candidate....


There have been TWO cases this week of people with knives murdering many innocent people.... In the UK and in the Netherlands... and there were cases last year,too! What is your position on knife control?

All must know I am the ONLY one running for the nomination of the Democrat Party that has a policy on knife control... I hold that ALL who purchase knives must be over the age of 21, must not be felons or guilty of any moving violations, and must register said knife with the federal government. NO OTHER running for the nomination of the party have ANY policy on this deadly weapon! We must keep the horror happening in Europe from happening in our country! Ask all the others what is THEIR policy on knife control, and you will get NOTHING!!!!!!


A gazillionaire has entered the race.... his qualification is that he's very rich (certainly richer than you). What is your response?


Trump is evil because he is rich. Rich is evil. Rich is bad. Rich is unamerican. Rich become rich from ripping off the poor. I am the best candidate because I have no money - and thus have not ripped off anyone. REPUBLICANS are rich! We liberals are pur....so very pur.....



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[tango]

It's easy staning against kooks and nutjobs. How would your policies measure up against a more fearsome political opponent, like the one and only Lord Buckethead?

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...-election-s-intergalactic-spacelord-1.4153627

 

[Josiah]

Taxes must be fair!


An article in my newspaper this morning reported that here in California (a state run entirely and solely by the Democrat Party - for many years now) 47% of the tax revenue comes from 1% of the taxpayers (not 1% of the population but 1% of those who pay state income taxes). 1% of state income tax payers provide about half of the state income.

THIS IS ABSURD! This is UNFAIR! We all know that the rich need to start paying their fair share! It's even WORSE for the national government than it is in California!!!!! When I am president, we will begin to have fair taxes, the rich (who are the enemy of the state, the cause of all our problems, the BAD), the top 1%, will provide 97% of the national government revenue.


Join the crusade!


JOSIAH 2020



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[Josiah]

Tom Steyer

Tom is also seeking the nomination of our party..... He is spending MASSIVE, record-breaking money in his native California... hoping to break into things.

He is a ZILLIONAIRE and thus the ENEMY, to blame for every problem in America, as all we Democrats know. How ABSURD for Steyer and Bloomberg to run for the nomination of our party when we all know he is among the PROBLEM, the ENEMY, the BAD. How can he be the solution?

His entire campaign is how bad Congress is. It seems he THINKS he is running for Congress (since he never even mentions the presidency) and it is obvious he doesn't know that our Party runs the House. One of his pitches is that he is going to put term limits on Congress, but evidently he flunked middle school civics because the president can't change the Constitution. He is forbidden from doing what he promises to do. So..... he doesn't know he's not running for Congress..... he doesn't know our Party controls the House (and he is BLASTING fellow Democrats in all these ads).... he doesn't know he can't change the Constitution.

What an idiot. But he will do well in California simply because he is spending more money here than anyone else. He and fellow ENEMY Bloomberg are completely dominating the campaign.... hardly a word from Bernie and nothing from any of the others.


Join the crusade!

JOSIAH in 2020!

"Make America NICE Again"




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[Josiah]

I am officially dropping out of the race for the nomination of the Democratic Party for President of the United States.

It is indisputable that Joe Biden now has enough delegates to secure this on the first ballot.

I have thought long and hard about whether I would throw my support and delegates (if I had any) to Joe.

I have decided I would not. Not only because Joe is obviously not "all there" and is simply the lackey of the Establishment Democrats and because he can't win. But because I think there is a MUCH, MUCH stronger and better candidate that deserves our support.

I am throwing my support to my running mate, Mr. Rogers. A fine and noble man, a uniter and a man of peace. And one greatly loved and respected, around the world.

Now, I know, the mainstream press (just mindless puppets of the Democrats) will protest that Mr. Rogers is not alive. In so doing, they just evade the issues and bring up the irrelevant. And they reveal that they know NOTHING of the US Constitution or law (as if they need to prove this). There is NOTHING in our Constitution or law that requires that the President be alive. NOTHING. And they know this. The ONLY possible problem is that the president is required to give a "State of the Union" address but since no one watches that, no one will notice. We can just put up one of his TV shows and it will be the most watched, most embrace, most appreciated State of the Union Address ever. Mr. Rogers can unite us and lead us to better times, one where we look to one another and bust out in song, "Won't you be my neighbor?"



Write in Rogers in 2020! The man for our times!





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[tango]

Since Lord Buckethead failed to oust Theresa May from Parliament in 2017 and went on to fail to oust Boris Johnson in 2019, I think he would make a better candidate. He has one key attribute that Rogers lacks in that he is still alive, or at least credibly believed to be so. He also has a bucket, which could be useful when things need cleaning up.

Buckethead4Maidenhead

www.buckethead4maidenhead.com

Maidenhead is the name of the constituency in which he failed to defeat Theresa May. He subsequently reinvented himself as Count Binface and stood for election in the constituency of Uxbridge and South Ruislip, failing to defeat Boris Johnson.

I would say his sense of humor is refreshing in political circles, but then saw Joe Biden being nominated by the same people who claimed Donald Trump was mentally unfit for the job so fear he may be outgunned on that front.

 

[Lazy Suesun]

I have a sticker on our car that reads, GIANT METEOR 2020!
But I'd vote for you.

 

[Lazy Suesun]

If you support me, I'll make you Ambassadors to somewhere....


Josiah in 2020!

That would be great. I visited somewhere once. Great place. Lots of mountains, fresh air, wild flowers, excellent gourmet food carts where you can eat for free. Then nowhere annexed it to become someplaceelse, and it was never the same again.