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USA JOSIAH for PRESIDENT 2020
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Out Democrating all the other Democrats running.... Just stating the liberal position clearer and more forcefully than the others running...
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I still think Josiah is lacking in his promises. Stopping people dying is all well and good but it's a bit late for those who are already dead. What are they supposed to do? Just think of the votes you could muster in 2024 if you can raise the dead between 2020 and 2024....
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As Josiah's correspondent and campaign advisor I must express that we cannot guarantee full resurrection of the dead, what we can do however is hand out reparations to family members of the formally deceased, who needs to resurrect a bunch of freeloaders when we have so many living already?
Vote Josiah/Rogers in 2020 or you are a racist fascist bigot
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You forgot "stupid"
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And transphobic, Islamophobic, misogynistic and homophobic.
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Josiah has my vote in 2020. There I'm all in!!!
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Josiah is such an amateur. If I'm elected President I'll make everyone a millionaire. We can all be rich together.
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WHY WASN'T I PRESENT FOR THE LAST DEBATE?
WHY HAVE I STATED I REFUSE TO ATTEND THE CONVENTION?
You've asked.... I answer....
All the other Democrats demand we build a WALL! They DEMAND a big, tall, thick WALL around the debate hall - very few will be let in and ONLY if they are extensively veted. The same with the upcoming convention! Huge, expensive fences! MANY police and guards! All with big mean guns. I'm for bridges, not walls! I'm for welcoming, not forbidding! EVERYONE should be able to enter! Rapists.... murderers.... drug dealers.... child molesters.... hey, America is about OPENNESS! Remove those fences around the debate and convention halls! Let 'em in! Give 'em a vote! Give 'em free meals! My fellow Democrats are a bunch of hypocritical, two-faced politicians!
Oh, and I called on them to join me in riding our bikes to the debate hall. They all refused, they all wanted private jets - each BELLOWING OUT massive amounts of carbon, destroying the planet, killing our children, flooding our cities!
I won't join in their hypocrisy!
And did the press even mention my absence? And my reason? OF COURSE NOT!
Will you join in our crusade?
VOTE FOR JOSIAH 2020!
"Sure Beats Working for a Living!"
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WHY HAVE I STATED I REFUSE TO ATTEND THE CONVENTION?
You've asked.... I answer....
All the other Democrats demand we build a WALL! They DEMAND a big, tall, thick WALL around the debate hall - very few will be let in and ONLY if they are extensively veted. The same with the upcoming convention! Huge, expensive fences! MANY police and guards! All with big mean guns. I'm for bridges, not walls! I'm for welcoming, not forbidding! EVERYONE should be able to enter! Rapists.... murderers.... drug dealers.... child molesters.... hey, America is about OPENNESS! Remove those fences around the debate and convention halls! Let 'em in! Give 'em a vote! Give 'em free meals! My fellow Democrats are a bunch of hypocritical, two-faced politicians!
Oh, and I called on them to join me in riding our bikes to the debate hall. They all refused, they all wanted private jets - each BELLOWING OUT massive amounts of carbon, destroying the planet, killing our children, flooding our cities!
I won't join in their hypocrisy!
And did the press even mention my absence? And my reason? OF COURSE NOT!
Will you join in our crusade?
VOTE FOR JOSIAH 2020!
"Sure Beats Working for a Living!"
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Will Josiah have a United States Flag present whenever he speaks as a candidate? :bolt:
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I hope not. Flying your own national flag is a racist gesture.
You may think I'm kidding, although some people in the UK think flying our flag is racist because apparently black people "don't identify with it". It was interesting to see a black female athlete on Team GB win an Olympic medal and immediately wrap herself in the Union Flag. Obviously nobody told her she didn't identify with it.
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Brought to you by the Josiah campaign, because we care about... uhhh... hold on a second... just a got a twitter notification.... sweet someone hearted one of my comments! ...ok ummm what was I talking about again? Oh yeah DOWN WITH FASCIST AMERICA!!!
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Look....
The nomination for the Democrat candidate for President all comes down to one issue: Which will give you the most freebees....
I WILL GIVE YOU MORE than any of the other candidates; I've proven that!
BUT I'm the ONLY ONE who will PAY for all the freebees! I'm the ONLY ONE that has a plan to PAY for all the givemees..... NONE of the others, N.O.N.E. of the others have any plan for how they'll pay for this!!!!!
ONLY I have a plan! ONLY I can deliver! ONLY I can pay for all this!
Join our crusade!
Vote JOSIAH in 2020!
Sure beats working for the living!
The nomination for the Democrat candidate for President all comes down to one issue: Which will give you the most freebees....
I WILL GIVE YOU MORE than any of the other candidates; I've proven that!
BUT I'm the ONLY ONE who will PAY for all the freebees! I'm the ONLY ONE that has a plan to PAY for all the givemees..... NONE of the others, N.O.N.E. of the others have any plan for how they'll pay for this!!!!!
ONLY I have a plan! ONLY I can deliver! ONLY I can pay for all this!
Join our crusade!
Vote JOSIAH in 2020!
Sure beats working for the living!
Andrew
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Meh, your giveaways are lame. Vote for me and I'll give everyone a FREE ocean front property. Not only that but I'll also prevent hurricanes so you'll never need to worry.
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Can We Talk?
Why is America SO messed up? Why aren't we the liberal/socialist paradise we all want?
I'll tell you: We let stupid people vote. That's right. Over the years, we've given the vote to more an more people (the last, to Native Americans and 18 year olds). But we've NEVER ADDRESSED THE PROBLEM: Stupid people vote! Lots of them! Typically, the majority of voters in any election are STUPID. The Press notes this after nearly every election, we all lament it after nearly every election, but we've never done ANYTHING about it!
We will continue to find LSD illegal and guns legal.... we'll continue to find the abortion rate decline and kids praying as the calc tests are being passed out.... we'll continue to find mean cops and the military... we'll continue to find capitolism.... as long as we allow STUPID people to vote. We all know it. It's the proverbial elephant in the room (as the Press reminds us the day after every election).
But you ask: Josiah, how can we stop this? It's easy. Look to the USSR, Red China, North Korea and other smart countries! First, all we need to do is note party registration. If someone is not a registered Democrat, they are stupid. Right? And the government needs access to how a person votes, if they vote for a Republican or in some non-liberal way on propositions, then they are stupid. Right? The press reports this constantly, we all know it passionately. So, just don't allow non-Democrats and non-liberal voters to vote. Now, let's be big and gracious about this: IF they change their party registration and state they have seen the light, let them vote again! If they show they are now smart, bingo - free to go. Now, of course, we'll still have passionate elections as smart liberals try to be more liberal than their opponents but we'll have SMART people because only SMART people can vote.
Friends, abortion will never be declared a Sacrament if we don't do this. Friends, we'll never get rid of cops and the military and marriage if we don't do this. Friends, we'll still have a flag and borders if we don't do this! We'll never get rid of cars and plains if we don't do this! We'll never get free housing, free health care, free vacations, free drugs if we don't do this!!!!
It's easy.
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Why is America SO messed up? Why aren't we the liberal/socialist paradise we all want?
I'll tell you: We let stupid people vote. That's right. Over the years, we've given the vote to more an more people (the last, to Native Americans and 18 year olds). But we've NEVER ADDRESSED THE PROBLEM: Stupid people vote! Lots of them! Typically, the majority of voters in any election are STUPID. The Press notes this after nearly every election, we all lament it after nearly every election, but we've never done ANYTHING about it!
We will continue to find LSD illegal and guns legal.... we'll continue to find the abortion rate decline and kids praying as the calc tests are being passed out.... we'll continue to find mean cops and the military... we'll continue to find capitolism.... as long as we allow STUPID people to vote. We all know it. It's the proverbial elephant in the room (as the Press reminds us the day after every election).
But you ask: Josiah, how can we stop this? It's easy. Look to the USSR, Red China, North Korea and other smart countries! First, all we need to do is note party registration. If someone is not a registered Democrat, they are stupid. Right? And the government needs access to how a person votes, if they vote for a Republican or in some non-liberal way on propositions, then they are stupid. Right? The press reports this constantly, we all know it passionately. So, just don't allow non-Democrats and non-liberal voters to vote. Now, let's be big and gracious about this: IF they change their party registration and state they have seen the light, let them vote again! If they show they are now smart, bingo - free to go. Now, of course, we'll still have passionate elections as smart liberals try to be more liberal than their opponents but we'll have SMART people because only SMART people can vote.
Friends, abortion will never be declared a Sacrament if we don't do this. Friends, we'll never get rid of cops and the military and marriage if we don't do this. Friends, we'll still have a flag and borders if we don't do this! We'll never get rid of cars and plains if we don't do this! We'll never get free housing, free health care, free vacations, free drugs if we don't do this!!!!
It's easy.
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I want to be vice president. My platform is that I can do better than Pence or Biden. Which means I could actually do something other than sleep and play golf