All the wonderful things in life people miss out on, because they're not Dutch. I should translate this all for the rest of the world.
This song is from the presenter of animal crackers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMjZybeHDqc
Yes, good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jaap
I'm a presenter and that is not easy
Make everything ridiculous on TV
And people or animals that does not matter
I put them for monkey, so bluntly
They talk out their necks, because they are crazy
Yes, my name is Jaap
I crack of sleep
I'm not feeling well
I'm fed up like a plug
of all those birds of passage and animal crackers
I'm a monkey and my first name is Jaap.
I'm what they call an orang utan
Normally, the people are quite scared of me
But since I can talk that's over.
I'm on the tube in every home
I am a regular customer at the videotape
Here I am again
A chicken normally doesn't say much more than tok tok
And a goat bleats like a he-goat
But talk like man no animal had ever done
But that's over for them and for me. You can now understand what we say