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PORTLAND, OR—After a massive, multi-million-dollar marketing campaign and far-reaching internet advertisement initiative, local seeker-sensitive church Widegate Community Church proudly announced it had successfully attracted every genuine seeker of God in the whole world to its Sunday service, bringing the attendance total to exactly zero.That is also true - We become set in our evil ways and God then can grant us the repentance we need...
This Faith is a vast Mystery...
And when God does grant repentance, then after one has become accustomed to that repentance God has granted, then the granting will be withdrawn, and you will be tested in the repentance you have acquired from God according to your acquisition of God's repentance given to you...
The keyword is SYNERGY... A give and take - Because it is YOU who need to change, and it is YOU who must willingly exert the effort to change, and it is God Who determines HOW MUCH effort you even HAVE to exert, and how much willingness you have to even try... Yet you are always free to continue in Christ, OR to blow the whole thing off, burn a burger, grab a beer and the remote, and head for the couch to watch the game... God will honor both decisions in this fallen life... But not in the Age to Come...
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Each and every person on planet earth who decided to seek God of their own will showed up to the historic service, so it was completely empty, according to the worship band and pastor. Church leaders opened up the doors bright and early and watched as wave after wave of absolutely nobody parked in the church’s giant parking lot and entered through its state-of-the-art foyer.
“Every single person who seeks after God without His divine prompting showed up,” lead pastor of vision casting Larry Anderson said. “We were really blowing the doors off with the zeroes and zeroes of people who came that day. It was totally a God thing.”
At publishing time, the church had announced it would be marketing its services exclusively to people with good hearts, and that leadership expected exactly zero people to make an appearance each Sunday.
http://babylonbee.com/news/seeker-s...uine-seeker-in-the-world-zero-people-show-up/