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Where is Melania?

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There seems to be a big to do over Melania Trump not making a public appearance for 19 days after her kidney procedure.

Where do you think Melania is? (serious and silly responses!)
 
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The procedure went wrong and now she is a reptilian, like Hillary Clinton, but she hasn't worked out how to shapeshift into a human form.

Bonus points for guessing if I'm serious or not :)
 
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Lämmchen said:
There seems to be a big to do over Melania Trump not making a public appearance for 19 days after her kidney procedure.

Where do you think Melania is? (serious and silly responses!)
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We can only hope that she is alright. Maybe she went back to New York.


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Maybe she took Baron on vacation
 
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She's doing her nails. those things take a long time
 
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I thought that maybe she had some plastic surgery and is still recovering with bruising? Her husband doesn't want her to look old an haggard :(
 
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She's suppose to attend an event today at the White House
 
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Most of the time, the media go out of their way to ignore her...but now they are desperate to see her so they can barrage her with some dumb questions.
 
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