Shroud of Turin: Absolute proof the man in the Shroud is Jesus Christ

[brian100]

God has not asked me in person. YOU did. You are not God. You are posting ridiculous things and thinking it's going to save you. Please seek some therapy.

God can make Mel Gibson do anything.

 

[Lamb]

Please stop posting movies as your proof.

 

[tango]

I have a message from God

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I'm not sure I get your point here. Are you saying a picture of two cats is a miracle? Or that three cats forming a triangle is a miracle? If so I would assert your threshold for considering something "a miracle" needs to be a lot higher.

 

[tango]

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Woah! More than one thing happened on the same day? That's remarkable. Because, you know, no day ever has two or more things happening on it, right?

Seriously, this kind of stuff is similar to what the end-times nutjobs use to claim the date of the rapture, or Christ's return, or whatever else they claim is coming on a designated date. You'd probably have more luck convincing a forum of conspiracy theorists that this proves an asteroid will strike the earth on July 14 some year, than convincing people who believe in what Scripture says that a few random observations proves that a scrap of cloth, not mentioned other than in passing in Scripture, not only once contained the body of the man Jesus but is of any significance to us today.

 

[tango]

Please stop posting movies as your proof.

I never thought I'd see anything that made Monty Python's Life of Brian movie look theologically sound by comparison. But here we are....

 

[tango]

God can make Mel Gibson do anything.

So can CGI.

 

[Bluezone777]

Seeing as it's rather obvious that your god isn't the God of scripture, I doubt anyone's afraid of "messing" with your god whatever that's supposed to mean. I see you found yourself another movie to use as I suppose picking up a Bible and reading it was too much for you.

Then again, you did say this(see below) on another board so this might explain why you won't use the Bible...

"The Shroud is the word of God on Linen. Bible can be reworded, & the Shroud is a one of a kind. It can't be changed."

The thread where I got this from is locked so it can't be editted so if anyone wants to dispute the quote, I can provide a link to it.

 

[Lamb]

Seeing as it's rather obvious that your god isn't the God of scripture, I doubt anyone's afraid of "messing" with your god whatever that's supposed to mean. I see you found yourself another movie to use as I suppose picking up a Bible and reading it was too much for you.

Then again, you did say this(see below) on another board so this might explain why you won't use the Bible...

"The Shroud is the word of God on Linen. Bible can be reworded, & the Shroud is a one of a kind. It can't be changed."

The thread where I got this from is locked so it can't be editted so if anyone wants to dispute the quote, I can provide a link to it.

Wow, so he's putting the shroud above God's Word? Not cool.

 

[Andrew]

God can make Mel Gibson do anything.

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Why did you post this? "Can only kneel on the ground"?
i don't get it, kneeling is always on the ground.. Please find a church so you have a sense of community, you have an unhealthy habit of seeing things that aren't there