STEVEN
I miss her. I asked her to marry me, and
she asked me to move out.
CABLE GUY
I hate that.
STEVEN
She said she felt pressured. Can you
believe that?
CABLE GUY
Women are a labyrinth. Can I be frank? I
don't think you listen to her. I think
you try to tell her what she wants to
hear. She wants you to thirst for
knowledge about who she is. All the
complicated splendor that is woman. When
your love is truly giving, it will come
back to you ten-fold.
STEVEN
You're right. That is remarkably
insightful.
CABLE GUY
Yeah, it was Jerry Springer's final
thought on Friday's show.