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~Jo~
In Loving Memory - The Cakeslayer
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Knock Knock,
who's there?
It's Jesus, let me in
Why?
I have to save you
from what?
from what I'm gonna do
to you if you don't let me in...lol..
who's there?
It's Jesus, let me in
Why?
I have to save you
from what?
from what I'm gonna do
to you if you don't let me in...lol..
Brighten04
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I thought yours was very funny! LOL!
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There was a man whose son wanted to take him to church but he had never been so after much persuasion they went and entered and sat down. As they were sitting there the man asked his son can I smoke, no dad, ok can I chew, yes but just be quiet please. After awhile they passed the offering plate and as it got to the father he said to late bub already swallowed it
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Way to go, Jo !
It's His Lovingkindness that leads to repentence....
But THIS'll work !
:=D: just havin some fun here ...
~Jo~
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When you really want to slap someone,
do it and yell,
MOSQUITO...hahaha .
do it and yell,
MOSQUITO...hahaha .
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Lol ...
When you're in a bad way and someone tries to tell you everything happens for a reason, ... Stomp on their foot and say, ' Hey...you're right!' :=D:
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A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.
“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”
“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”
“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”
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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? --Ronnie Shakes
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An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of
steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No." he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.
steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No." he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.
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Archaelogists have recently discovered an Egyptian mummy buried with large quantities of chocolate and chopped nuts. It is believed it may be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.
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In other news researchers have finally worked out what Noah did with the bees during the flood. He kept them in the Ark hives.
