Black Santa is fine, but the original one is Turkish.
Normally Saint Nicholas is white, but you don't look white. How come?
I am original Saint Nicholas. All the others are fake. Where does Saint Nicholas come from? Well the original one comes from Turkey. Indeed. I am original Saint Nicholas.
Where is your horse?
Yes horse is bit expensive. Turkey has economic crisis.
And you have Petes with you but those are not black petes.
Black Pete is problem from the Netherlands and expensive.
But I take cheapest Pete with me, Polish and Bulgarian Pete (meanwhile stealing in the background)
Do you have a last message for your viewers?
Yes black clothes is okay.
Black car is okay.
Black wife is okay.
But black money may not.
Black work may not.
Black Pete totally may not.