True words about fruitcake....
"Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface." ― A. Lee Martinez, Gil's All Fright Diner
"The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." — Johnny Carson
"Friends are like fruitcake — some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet." ― Jon Ronson
"A gross cake-like thing that consists of nasty spices, nuts, and dried fruit. 'The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now.' – Inventor of the fruitcake" ― Urban Dictionary
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