favourite quotes

[Rens]

Both the eyes
of the most beautiful woman
are not half as beautiful
as that one eye from you


I love to perform to an audience that's spontaneous. Sometimes you have these slow audiences. I once had an audience, it was so slow....
the next day with Seth Gaaikema (another comedian) they started to laugh.

Herman Finkes

 

[MarkFL]

"I mean the word proof not in the sense of the lawyers, who set two half proofs equal to a whole one, but in the sense of a mathematician, where ½ proof = 0, and it is demanded for proof that every doubt becomes impossible." -- Carl Friedrich Gauss

 

[JRT]

Amish proverb --- Children are wonderful imitators. They will almost always turn out to be just like their parents in spite of our best efforts to teach them good manners.