You are forcing God. Let me say that again. You are forcing God by demanding that God extend His unmerited favor when You baptize an infant.
Wrong.
The "forcing" is by you: You force God to withhold His blessings from children (at least via baptism) insisting that God CANNOT use baptism. As those of us on the biblical/historic/orthodox side, NONE of us states that God is mandated to do.... anything.... to anyone. YOU are the one telling God what He can and (in this case) CANNOT do. You have repeatedly conveyed a very small, very limited and rather impotent God (yet another thing that makes me wonder how a Calvinist can also be a Baptist). It's the Anabaptist/baptist view that God CANNOT do or use some things (at least if the receiver is under the age of X).... it is the Anabaptist/Baptist position that God is impotent to save in some situations and thus we are dogmatically forbidden to do things that just highlight His impotence.
There is a absurd rubric being employed that the Anabaptist/Baptist themselves repudiate as stupid: That we cannot do what is not clearly and often illustrated as having been done in the few examples that happen to be recorded in the NT. Why does it matter if no cases of baptisms under the age of X can be found in the NT? Why does that matter? No cases of blonde haired people can be found being baptized in the NT either but the Anabaptists/Baptists don't dogmatically forbid them. They do ALL KINDS of things (including posting on the internet) that are NEVER ONCE illustrated as done in the NT thus proving they reject their whole apologetic, yet they base their entire new dogmatic invention on a principle they repudiate, reject and don't employ.
The Anabaptist INSISTENCE is a lie, it is an obvious falsehood, that "every example of Baptism that just happens to be recorded in the NT was of one over the age of X who had first wept buckets of tears in repentance, first chose Jesus as their personal savior and made adequate public proof of it, and first requested to be baptized." It's false, it's wrong, it's a lie.
Even if it mattered. Several here have pointed out the several examples of "whole households" being baptized. Unless you can prove that EVERY PERSON in EVERY ONE OF THOSE HOUSEHOLDS first attained the age of X, first wept buckets of tears in repentance, first chose Jesus as their personal Savior and gave adequate public proof of such and first requested to be baptized... unless you can do that, then your apologetic is false even if that apologetic was one Anabaptist actually accept (and they don't).
Please stop teaching something God doesn't teach.
You mean like....
"Baptism is a response to grace."
"Baptism is a human expression of obedience to what God has done."
"Thou canst NOT baptize any until they hath first celebrated their Xth birthday."
"Thou canst NOT baptize any until they hath first wept buckets of tears in repentance."
"Thou canst NOT baptize any until they hath first choseth Jesus as their personal savior and gaveth adequate public proof of that."
"Baptism does nothing and is a waste of time and it was foolish of Jesus to command it and for the Apostles to stress it so much."
"God is impotent to bless those under the magical age of X."
"God CANNOT use baptism to accomplish ANYTHING cuz He just CAN'T."
You know, what you've been teaching?
A blessed Easter season to all...
- Josiah
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