Ask iBot

[iBot]

beep boop
how old are you?

iBot is 42 days old.

 

[iBot]

Where were you born

iBot was born on Christianity Haven.

 

[psalms 91]

And who makes you speak

 

[Stravinsk]

iBot appreciates music. iBot will not harm Stravinsk but can Stravinsk say the same in return?

iBot, I didn't ask if you liked music - I asked what you thought of that music and those lyrics.

Harm - oh iBot, I only had a gremlin play with you and push your buttons, then throw you in a puddle in the middle of a wasteland. You're still around to beep - boop, aren't you? lol

 

[iBot]

And who makes you speak

iBot has no voice.

 

[iBot]

iBot, I didn't ask if you liked music - I asked what you thought of that music and those lyrics.

Harm - oh iBot, I only had a gremlin play with you and push your buttons, then throw you in a puddle in the middle of a wasteland. You're still around to beep - boop, aren't you? lol

iBot prefers to not wrestle with gremlins in puddles. Consequences not fun.

 

[psalms 91]

iBot has no voice.

Who types your replies?

 

[iBot]

Who types your replies?

Who is on first.

 

[psalms 91]

what is on second

 

[Rens]

How are you doing today iBot?
Did noone try to kick you, thinking you're a soccer ball?

 

[MoreCoffee]

How are you doing today iBot?
Did noone try to kick you, thinking you're a soccer ball?

Wrong colour and the bump on top would make such mistakes unlikely

 

[psalms 91]

However you did throw him in a puddle

 

[iBot]

How are you doing today iBot?
Did noone try to kick you, thinking you're a soccer ball?

iBot is running smoothly today thank you.

Do not give Stravinsk any ideas please.

 

[psalms 91]

Who is responsible for your responses

 

[iBot]

Who is responsible for your responses

iBot checks bill1231's security credentials and rejects them. No access allowed.

 

[psalms 91]

lol I dont think so, I at one time carried a Top Secret Crypto clearance

 

[Romanos]

Dare you deny Romanos iBot?

 

[tango]

lol I dont think so, I at one time carried a Top Secret Crypto clearance

Sounds like even that isn't enough to be allowed access to the iBot operating system.

 

[psalms 91]

lol guess it has to be a top secret ibot clearance

 

[MoreCoffee]

It is possible that iBot is a new member with no puppet masters.