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What dinosaur always crashes his car?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks (Rex)!
 

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What do you call a pig who does karate?




Pork Chop!
 

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So a Lawyer, a clown, and an Irishman walk into a bar..the bartender says "What is this, some sort of joke?"
 

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Why was the scarecrow honored?

For being outstanding in his field
 

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Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Guess.
The Guess Who.
Please tell me.
A picture of The Guess Whos Greatest Hits' album.
A picture of The Guess Whos Greatest Hits' album who?
 

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Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Guess.
The Guess Who.
Please tell me.
A picture of The Guess Whos Greatest Hits' album.
A picture of The Guess Whos Greatest Hits' album who?
:rofl3:
 

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Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Guess.
The Guess Who.
Please tell me.
A picture of The Guess Whos Greatest Hits' album.
A picture of The Guess Whos Greatest Hits' album who?

It was the guess who at your door. You didn't let 'em in?
 

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A blonde in a car is driving down the road, all of a sudden she stops as she sees a blonde in the field in a rowboat pulling oars. She gets out and asks what are you doing? The blonde replies I am rowing my boat of course. The blonde by the car yells it is blondes like you that give us all a bad name, I would come out there and kick your behind if I could swim
 

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It was the guess who at your door. You didn't let 'em in?
We weren't done greeting each other. I wasn't just gonna let a bunch of long-haired-hippie-freak-strangers in my house without some sort of appropriate documentation, ..... What do I look like, some sort of christian or something?!

Oh ......... Right ........ Yeah ........ Well ... There's that, then.
But still.....
Okay then,

A picture of The Guess Who's greatest hits album who?
A picture of The Guess Who's greatest hits album US, THAT's who !!!
Dontcha recognize us from the album cover???!!!

Oh.
Okay.
Come on in, then.

(Funny...they don't sound like The Who)
 

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Brighten04 ...
Goodness, I was gonna post the song, but bc of the (blank) word, I didnt.
I never saw this studio work. Nice find! But I'm glad YOU posted it and not me lolol !

Who Are You?

Thanks to you and Rens for extending the joke .....
I wonder where it turns next ... ?
 
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