I don't want no significant others
Too messy
Maybe you should date a nun. Lol my granddad did. He married a former nun. They had a great marriage, very neat, she also cleaned everything up lol.
My ex always sang this song. What does algebra help me now that I have to choose. You ask me who I love most. I love you but I also love him. I love cheese and plum jam.
His eyes are just as blue as those from you.
LOL it's so wrong that it's funny.
https://youtu.be/kEd_ICRX6kg
Become a nun
A friend came over with her husband. They always have to slime to each other so the last 6 years I came up with lame excuses but this time I thought: oh well we'll not go to my parents today, you can visit.
Do you have a relationship?
Because that's the only thing that matters in this world.
Yes I do actually.