Yes, the science that says a child aged 8 is deadly. Or harmless. It depends which side of the Atlantic the child is. Because science.
We need to keep six feet apart from each other to prevent transmission. Unless you listen to the Europeans who figured more like three feet. Because science.
Then came the really silly rules. The virus is clever enough to know whether someone ordering a drink also ordered a meal, and left them alone while they ate. Only once they finished eating would it attack them, presumably giving them fair chance to put a sock on their head again. It's a very clever virus, and very considerate too.
Then there's the revelation that cloth masks are ineffective against the new omicron variant. So previous variants were stopped by a mask, to the point that they were legally mandated. Yet some mutations to the spike proteins, so small you probably wouldn't even see them under a microscope, somehow taught it to weave its way through a cloth mask. Thankfully it didn't learn how to weave its way through a surgical mask because they apparently still work. Let's hope the next variant doesn't gain a few new mutations that teach it how to work its way through a surgical mask.
The vaccine itself is becoming almost comical. The people who got the vaccine are apparently not protected from those who did not, so the answer is to force the people who are unprotected in order to protect the people who are already protected. If that doesn't work fire all the people who don't get the vaccine. The front-line medical staff who worked through the first stages of the pandemic without even having adequate PPE while everybody hailed them as heroes are now so selfish for being hesitant to take the vaccine that they don't deserve a job at all.
The simple fact that the virus had reached the east coast while the government claimed it was confined to the Pacific Northwest is a pretty good reason to be suspicious of anything else the government has to say on the topic.