There were some young guys on Facebook from some christian group complaining that they were bombarded by scarsely cloathed women bothering them on Facebook, so then I said to them: if you change it to female you only get men in suits or change yourself into a monkey. I did that once and even that did not work. A scammer from Africa just wanted to talk to the monkey, so I had to block him.
I had this as my profile pic and had my name Jaap Aap (Ape) on Facebook and then I went to a Bible study from a guy I met on Facebook and his wife picked me up at the train station and she said: Arie asked me: Can you pick up Jaap Aap from the train station? So I said: Jaap Aap???