How Many CH Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[Stravinsk]

One to point out that changing light bulbs is not biblical. No author or subject within the bible has ever changed, claimed to have changed, or predicted people would someday change light bulbs.

This practice could therefore be morally questionable :xD:

 

[psalms 91]

ROFL

 

[Romanos]

And one to charge the others for all this light usage.

 

[tango]

Someone should point out that when Jesus said he was the light of the world it was a metaphor, not an instruction to go out and use light bulbs.

 

[psalms 91]

lol but we must let our light shine

 

[Josiah]

Just reposting the OP for those new to our site in the past 2 years since this was first posted.... And YUP, this is old style lightbulbs - nothing about twisties or LED's......



How many ChristianityHaven Forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

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One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

Another six to condemn them as wrong.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post here because they cannot handle controversy like this.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Live search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

AND ....

One group lurker to respond to the opening post six months later with something unrelated and start the thread all over again.







- Josiah (although by no means original with me; this one has been going around the net for decades)




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[Andrew]

I need evidence of the existence of said lightbulb

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[ImaginaryDay2]

As to the OP, it's "Light Bulb".

 

[MoreCoffee]

As to the OP, it's "Light Bulb".

I think it is Light globe :smirk:

 

[ImaginaryDay2]

I think it is Light globe :smirk:

Technically also correct. Just not a "lightglobe" :thinking:

 

[NewCreation435]

We are told in the Bible to be lights of the world, so we actually don't even need light bulbs since we are so bright and shiny ourselves

 

[MoreCoffee]

We are told in the Bible to be lights of the world, so we actually don't even need light bulbs since we are so bright and shiny ourselves

I see ... then why do I still have an electricity bill every two months?

 

[psalms 91]

I see ... then why do I still have an electricity bill every two months?

I guiess we all have to much of the world and our lights are not bright enough?

 

[NewCreation435]

I see ... then why do I still have an electricity bill every two months?

Electric bills aren't biblical. Didn't you know that

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[psalms 91]

Electric bills aren't biblical. Didn't you know that

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I knew it, electric companies are of the devil lol

 

[MoreCoffee]

Electric bills aren't biblical. Didn't you know that

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I agree, I can't find chapter & verse to say that they are biblical.

:smirk:

 

[ImaginaryDay2]

I see ... then why do I still have an electricity bill every two months?

Almsgiving?

 

[JRT]

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. But it takes a long time and is very expensive ----- and the light bulb has to want to change.

 

[Imalive]

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one. But it takes a long time and is very expensive ----- and the light bulb has to want to change.

LOL