How much could a woodchuck chuck
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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The version I grew up with asked "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Aside from being a curious riddle it made little sense, since we don't get woodchucks in England
A similar one is "what noise annoys an oyster?"
The answer - obviously - "a noisy noise annoys an oyster"
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