The Cheer Me Up Thread

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I need cheering up. Post some fun stuff here to help me get out of this funk!
 

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Thank God we are but human this was great.
I got baptised a few weeks ago and went in a robe, not wanted to be embarrassed with wet under wear showing up through my pants after the ceremony I planned to redress completely, therefore under the gown I was completely naked and I forgot how low the baptismal shows I was in fear of flashing the whole congregation!
Thank God the gown had weights embedded into its design, I was being videod but I didnt flash the camera although I did have to pluck out a wedge or two upon walking back up the baptismal stairs and down the main ground
 

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A Baptist is rescued on a deserted island.
The people who rescue him notice that there are three huts.
They ask him "Why are there three huts and only one of you?"
"Oh, that's easy" he replies.
"One is where I live.
The other is where I go to church.
The third is where I use to go to church."
 

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So, it was Saturday many, many years ago and I was out with the lads drinking. I had to go to Mass that night, so when I got there, I was reeking of alcohol ( but well dressed for the event!) and as I stumbled my way up the line to receive, I found, to my consternation, that I wasn't taking communion from one of the Eucharistic Ministers, but from the priest himself. He had a wry grin on his face as I received ( I was sober enough to say the " amen" to his " the Body of Christ") and as I wove my way back to the pew, I looked at a buddy who drove me to Mass and said " you think he noticed?"
 

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So, it was Saturday many, many years ago and I was out with the lads drinking. I had to go to Mass that night, so when I got there, I was reeking of alcohol ( but well dressed for the event!) and as I stumbled my way up the line to receive, I found, to my consternation, that I wasn't taking communion from one of the Eucharistic Ministers, but from the priest himself. He had a wry grin on his face as I received ( I was sober enough to say the " amen" to his " the Body of Christ") and as I wove my way back to the pew, I looked at a buddy who drove me to Mass and said " you think he noticed?"

How naughty of you :p
 

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How naughty of you :p

I was a stupid kid in those days. :groupheads: Far more interested in " being cool" and " hanging with the guys" than showing basic common sense.
 

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how did the duck rob the bank?

it quacked the code to the vault.
 

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I eat mop who?
 

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So, Boudreaux began to complain that his wife, Marie, was starting to show her age and this really stressed her.
Marie took on an exercise regimen to lose a little weight.
She had her hair done.
She had some work done on her face and bought some fancy make up.
One day, Marie came in and posed for her husband.

" How old you think I look now, me?" she asked Boudreaux.
Well, old Boud looked her up and down.
He said, him," Well, your body looks like it's twenty- one.
Your face, maybe eighteen.
Your hair looks like it did when you were twenty.."
Marie flushed in delight and said, " Aw, cher, you so sweet!"
Boud shook his head. " Don't interrupt, I haven't finished adding the rest of your years up yet."
That's when she laid him out with a hot skillet.
 

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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in Thib's back yard, having some jambalaya and beer.
" My wife, Clotilde, she really loves me!" Thibodeaux boasted.
" How you know dis, Thib?" Boudreaux grunted.
" After I got back from my weekend in New Orleans, I saw my wife in her towel yelling ' my husband's home! my husband's home' at de mailman."
 

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Gross you eat your poo? (Actually only works in vocal exchange lol)

:=D:
I just came back from a movie w only that kind of humor. Captain Underpants and professor Poopiepants who wanted to ban laughing. What a nutty movie. And when it was over my son said totally serious: There's a book too from captain underpants and the talking toilets.
 
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