20 Useless Questions

[Lamb]

1. Are you an innie or an outie?

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?

3. Are you superstitious?

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?

6. What's the most daring thing you've done?

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up?

9. Are you double jointed?

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

12. Can you pick something up with your toes?

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?

15. Do you talk in your sleep?

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you?

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

 

[Josiah]

1. Are you an innie or an outie?

Innie

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?

NO catsup at all!!!! A touch of salt on very hot fries. NOTHING else.

3. Are you superstitious?

No

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?

If I'm using a straw, maybe....

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?

Yup, many times, but never "co-ed" (the term usually refers to nude swimming among both genders, and I've not done that)

6. What's the most daring thing you've done?

Ummm....

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?

I bring my own cloth bags

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up?

Why would I try?

9. Are you double jointed?

No. I've never even smoked one joint. Not even a regular cigarette. I've had a double scotch, however.

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?

WHAT?

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

No... and hope I never will.

12. Can you pick something up with your toes?

Lint.

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?

Yup. Although usually from some electronic device.

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?

Yes.

15. Do you talk in your sleep?

Geeze, I hope not.... I have enough trouble over the stuff I say when I'm awake!

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?

No.

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?

Not as a gift. A couple of times I got something and just gave it to a sib or friend, but not as a gift.

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you?

I'm quite fond of them all...

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?

Swimming or surfing, some water sport. Although I use to be pretty good at basketball and volleyball.

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

Sure, one is spelled with a "c" and one with an "a." Obvious. Simple.



- Josiah



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[hotrhymez]

1. Are you an innie or an outie? uhh...innie I think

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? besides...and its ketchup

3. Are you superstitious? No, but thats a good Stevie Wonder song.

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? Sure, doesnt everyone?

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? No!

6. What's the most daring thing you've done? oh gosh i dunno..im not very daring...

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Paper

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Nope, I've never tried.

9. Are you double jointed? I don't think so.

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? No, BUT I did eat a dry kitty biscuit once..it did not taste good. lol

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Nope and I hope I never have to.

12. Can you pick something up with your toes? If its really small, probably.

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Sometimes.

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No..I'm pretty strict about gas in the car.

15. Do you talk in your sleep? Not that I know of.

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Nope, fortunately.

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Nah thats rude.

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight.

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Probably the luge or bobsled, that looks fun!

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Crocs are only on land I think? I'm not sure.

 

[Imalive]

oh sorry double

 

[Imalive]

1. Are you an innie or an outie?
innie

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?
doesnt matter but i prefer mayonaise beside and best is w also sate sauce, frie war we call it.

3. Are you superstitious?
no used to be then I thought I might as well believe in God
4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?
with a straw yes of course
5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?
no maybe as a toddler
6. What's the most daring thing you've done?
make a phone call
7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?
If it's a lot I take the huge bag dunno what they make it from, otherwise plastic. They don't have paper bags.
8. Can you flip your eye-lids up?
no
9. Are you double jointed?
guess not
10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?
no I tasted some bunny food recently
11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yes
12. Can you pick something up with your toes?
yes
13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?
yes if necessary, Google maps is most of the time better
14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?
yes
15. Do you talk in your sleep?
no
16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?
multiple times but not anymore since I had to climb via the neighbours balcony
17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?
LOL my ex did that when I just met him. Here I bought these nice earrings for my ex (plastic). Do you want em? Ehm no thanks.
18. Which of the five senses is most important to you?
sight
19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?
skating
20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
of course not

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[Lamb]

1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Beside

3. Are you superstitious? No

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? With a straw otherwise no

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? No

6. What's the most daring thing you've done? Drive to Chicago with my best friend at 16 in our pajamas and got lost with no money (and before there were cell phones everywhere)

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic because I reuse them

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up? I have never tried

9. Are you double jointed? No

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Yes when I was 4 or 5

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes

12. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Yes

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No

15. Do you talk in your sleep? No

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? When I was in my early 20s

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Yes

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Women's Gymnastics

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? In theory yes, in real life most likely NO

 

[tango]

1. Are you an innie or an outie?

In between, I think.

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?

Neither, I like it in the bottle. Preferably in someone else's house. In another country.

3. Are you superstitious?

No. Superstitions are handy, they mean I can do stuff like fly on an almost empty aircraft on September 11th, or Friday 13th, or whatever.

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?

Sometimes

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?

Only if you count childhood years, when running around with no clothes on wasn't unusual.

6. What's the most daring thing you've done?

That would probably depend on how you define "daring".

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?

I avoid grocery stores as far as possible.

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up?

I could in the past, haven't tried in years.

9. Are you double jointed?

No

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?

No

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

No

12. Can you pick something up with your toes?

Some things perhaps

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?

It rarely happens, what with GPS

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?

No

15. Do you talk in your sleep?

I don't think so

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?

Kind of. The lock jammed, so I had to climb over the back fence to let myself in the back door.

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?

Yes, if it was the sort of thing I might buy for them.

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you?

All of them

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?

Probably a cycling event

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while"?

 

[Ruth]

1. Are you an innie or an outie? innie

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? no

3. Are you superstitious? yes

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? yes

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? yes

6. What's the most daring thing you've done? can't say

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I don't ask, just take what they give me which is plastic

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Never tried, don't know, and won't try!

9. Are you double jointed? yes, only in my hands

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? yes and more than one..lol!

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? many times

12. Can you pick something up with your toes? yes

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? yes

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? yes

15. Do you talk in your sleep? yes, I've woken myself up by talking

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? yes

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? no

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you? I can't give just one; they all are very important to me.

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Slow walking!!

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? I think so but don't want to find out! lol

 

[Stravinsk]

1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Beside

3. Are you superstitious? No.

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? Technically that's not possible.

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes.

6. What's the most daring thing you've done? I plead the 5th

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic is usually the only thing offered.

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up? Haven't tried.

9. Are you double jointed? I don't think so. Not that I'm aware of.

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? I think I may have nibbled on one at one time out of curiosity.

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes - after a car accident I was in.

12. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes.

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? If I need to.

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Yes...but not strictly for that reason. The owner of the car (not me) was in the habit of running it to the point where it was nearly on fumes before she would fill it up. As a result, the fuel pump got clogged with the crap that sits on the bottom of the fuel tank. The car stopped running - had fuel...just wasn't getting to the engine.

15. Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes.

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yes.

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? That depends on the gift, who gave it, and what they mean to me.

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you? All of them.

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? eh...

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? At this point, no.

 

[ImaginaryDay2]

1. Are you an innie or an outie?

Out-ie

2. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries?

Ketchup beside the fries, please.

3. Are you superstitious?

Hmmm... Idk, but I do believe that what we say can have power to effect our lives, at times.

4. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone?

Every last drop

5. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?

No-one would want to see that

6. What's the most daring thing you've done?

Moshing

7. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?

Plastic

8. Can you flip your eye-lids up?

Yep

9. Are you double jointed?

Nope

10. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?

Nope,but they do smell interesting. I always thought I'd die if I did (as a kid..)

11. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

Too many

12. Can you pick something up with your toes?

A number of things. My feet are a bit awkward and my toes have a lot of 'curl' to them.

13. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?

Sometimes. If I know the general direction I came from, though, I can usually get back to a main road and re-connect. If not, then yes.

14. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?

It'll be allright, I've got enough to make it...

15. Do you talk in your sleep?

Yes. I've woken myself up before.

16. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?

Yes. It gets rather boring waiting for someone else with a key

17. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?

No, but I have donated some of them

18. Which of the five senses is most important to you?

Sight

19. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be?

Bobsled

20. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

Yep