I live here for my fun.
Once a friend from the kids with adhd came over to play and he was picking fights and annoying. He was used to the teachers from the special school telling him to not do that, put him on a naughty chair or having an angelic patience with that nonsense, but I just said: Hey I live here for my fun. If you want to go fight, go do that at your parents' house. (poor ppl, son said he fought w his sister a lot, horrific) I'm not a police officer. He looked at me baffled and just knocked it off lol.