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Hey folks, what do you call a sleep walking nun?
 
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ummm [insert something clever] Superior?
i have no idea
 
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How do you make Holy Water?
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I love jokes, sorry double post.


–Man: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second.

Man: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Man: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a second.
 
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Puns can be a lot of fun when you get them. This video is quite funny for me.

 
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What do you say when you long for the days of Benedict XVI?
 
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