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Best to deliver them to a large crowd in a confined space. That way the maximum possible number of people can enjoy it.
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This is most assuredly an "off topic"
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But much fun Better yet leave one and then get a disgusted look on your face and ewww and look at someone other than yourself lol
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Here's some "official" news on farting:
From silent but deadly to letting it rip (and blaming the dog), farts are a part of everyday life. However, gas is usually only a hot topic for teenage boys (and even then, it's pretty much limited to armpit flatulence), so it’s no surprise that the facts on farts get lost behind the jokes. Time to clear the (smelly) air!
Symptoms of Gas
We’re literally farting around all day long. A healthy person passes gas an average of 13 to 21 times per day, but there could be a problem if it’s significantly higher than that. Burping, bloating, and abdominal discomfort can also indicate that a little too much air has made its way inside the gastrointestinal (GI) tract.
Causes of Gas
Hold on to your shorts, folks, because this is a quite a long list. From everyday occurrences to severe disease, plenty of things can lead to extra air in the plumbing. Gas is a combination of air introduced into the GI tract from outside your body (i.e., room air) and various chemical gases produced by bacteria in the colon.
The author: https://www.whimn.com.au/strength/h...l/news-story/fc29e611565d079059e08728eadd4e62
From silent but deadly to letting it rip (and blaming the dog), farts are a part of everyday life. However, gas is usually only a hot topic for teenage boys (and even then, it's pretty much limited to armpit flatulence), so it’s no surprise that the facts on farts get lost behind the jokes. Time to clear the (smelly) air!
Symptoms of Gas
We’re literally farting around all day long. A healthy person passes gas an average of 13 to 21 times per day, but there could be a problem if it’s significantly higher than that. Burping, bloating, and abdominal discomfort can also indicate that a little too much air has made its way inside the gastrointestinal (GI) tract.
Causes of Gas
Hold on to your shorts, folks, because this is a quite a long list. From everyday occurrences to severe disease, plenty of things can lead to extra air in the plumbing. Gas is a combination of air introduced into the GI tract from outside your body (i.e., room air) and various chemical gases produced by bacteria in the colon.
The author: https://www.whimn.com.au/strength/h...l/news-story/fc29e611565d079059e08728eadd4e62
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The reason farts smell is so that deaf people can enjoy them too 
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If you were limited to one fart a day you would be at risk of shooting around the room like a balloon and doing yourself an injury. It is safer this way.
Besides, horses fart, men flatulate and women "fluff".
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Liberals are going to outlaw it. It contributes to global warming. You will soon be sent to prison if you do this.
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LOL best post in this thread.