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I got a new pet, it's a termite named Clint. Clint Eatswood.

... apparently he's even more of a man than we thought ... https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-norris-comes-out-of-closet-as-even-more-of-a-man

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-not-breaking-covid-restrictions-on-thanksgiving-by-having-related-clumps-of-cells-over-for-dinner

https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-shocked-after-us-beats-venezuela-to-producing-covid-vaccine

I never really thought about it this way, but it's obvious when the reasoning is laid down like this. The swarm of locusts described in the Revelation is Twitter... https://babylonbee.com/news/swarm-of-locusts-in-book-of-revelation-revealed-to-be-twitter

I suppose we should have seen this coming... https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-the-orange-returns-triumphantly-as-donald-the-white

If anyone is feeling very flush and wants to live by the Pacific, here's a place you might like. A bargain at a mere $100,000,000. https://nypost.com/2020/09/28/pierce-brosnan-selling-james-bond-inspired-malibu-house-for-100m/amp/ If you do decide to buy it let me know, I'll tell Mr Brosnan I...

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-to-replace-cars-with-new-greener-horse-drawn-carriages

The long awaited successor to the AR-15, the fearsome AR-16 is here. https://babylonbee.com/news/new-deadlier-ar-16-introduced-which-is-an-ar-15-wearing-a-maga-hat

Since we already have a thread about going a week without plastics, how about another question. How long could you last without using (or without buying) anything made in China? If a Chinese coverup resulted in the global chaos we are currently experiencing, what better sanctions to impose...

aka Fun At Starbucks. You can have a lot of fun at a Starbucks in an area with multiple theological colleges. When you order your coffee and they ask your name, say "The Lord be with you". Then when your coffee is ready and they call your "name", see the confusion as one half replies "and also...

A Higgs Boson particle went into the Catholic church. The priest greeted it but said that subatomic particles weren't welcome there. So the Higgs Boson particle paused for a moment and then asked "but without me, how can you have Mass?" :)

There are cats. If the earth was flat everything would have been pushed off the edge by the cats by now.

http://babylonbee.com/news/santa-claus-converts-calvinism-moves-everybody-naughty-list/

Who would have thought the Pope of all people would invite a Mayan snake god to come and visit? VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a...

I've been fascinated by mechanical clocks for years now. It started when I first visited the young woman who would later become my wife - her parents had clocks all through the house and I had very fond memories of sitting talking into the small hours, listening to the clocks chiming. When her...

It's funny how lemonade is made with artificial flavorings but we're assured that furniture polish is made with real lemons.

The more epic the fail, the better.

Wow, those things move fast. Looking at some pictures I took with a shutter speed of 1/2000s their wings are still seriously blurred. Eyes and bodies sharp enough you could cut yourself on them, wings blurred. They are incredible creatures!

Just wondering if there are other hikers out there. I like to go and get lost in the woods from time to time. I say "get lost" even though I usually have at least one map and at least one GPS, not mention a good working knowledge of the local trails. I like the kind of hikes where I can just...