Santa Claus is real

[NathanH83]

But his name is Saint Nicolas and he lived in Turkey and he attended the Council of Nicaea and he slapped Arius in the face.

 

[Odë:hgöd]

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Note what's missing from Santa's Xmas song.

You better watch out, you better not cry,
Better not pout, I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list, and checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice:
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

There's no generosity, no altruism, no kindness, no charity, no love, nor any
forgiveness, viz: there are no gifts in Santa's bag; only merit awards for those who
prove themselves worthy enough to deserve them.
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[Pedrito]

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I keep having problems sourcing insurance to cover my Emergency Services calls when Santa gets stuck in my chimney.

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[Lucian Hodoboc]

But his name is Saint Nicolas and he lived in Turkey and he attended the Council of Nicaea and he slapped Arius in the face.

That's not very nice of him.

 

[Andrew]

That's not very nice of him.

Arius may have deserved it for being naughty.