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      Question How Many CH Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

      How many ChristianHaven Forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

      ~ ~ ~

      One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

      Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

      Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

      Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

      Five to flame the spell checkers.

      Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

      Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

      Another six to condemn them as wrong.

      Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

      Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

      Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

      Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

      Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

      Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

      Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

      Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

      Five to post to the group that they will no longer post here because they cannot handle controversy like this.

      Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

      Thirteen to say "do a Live search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

      Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

      AND ....

      One group lurker to respond to the opening post six months later with something unrelated and start the thread all over again.








      - Josiah (although by no means original with me; this one has been going around the net for decades)
      Last edited by Josiah; 09-20-2015 at 07:21 PM.

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      lol I love it
      Isaiah 40:31

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      .. but have you presently it correctly ... ... <---- joke

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      What about the ones to turn the ladder as you hold the lightbulb?
      Isaiah 40:31

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      Some possible additions.....


      Eight to post that light bulbs (or lightbulbs) aren't mentioned in the Bible, three to post they are implied and to give those references, twelve to post "who cares?"

      Six to post that candles are our Tradition and that the light bulb should have been replaced with a candle...







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      Quote Originally Posted by bill1231 View Post
      What about the ones to turn the ladder as you hold the lightbulb?

      Four to insist we need an infallible ladder to change a lightbulb

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      Isaiah 40:31

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      Quote Originally Posted by Josiah View Post
      Four to insist we need an infallible ladder to change a lightbulb
      Ten to debate the definition of "infallible ladder" before we can change the lightbulb.
      "Let us ask the Lord for a strong faith to see with his eyes the reality of family life, and for a deep love to approach all families with his merciful heart." - Pope Francis

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      Don't forget one to claim there is no compelling evidence for light bulbs, much less that they need changing.
      Living in the pools, They soon forget about the sea...— Rush, "Natural Science" (1980)

      “There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.” — Søren Kierkegaard

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      One to stand on the street corner, frantically waving a box of lightbulbs at the heathen atheists, demanding that they immediately switch to LED.
      "Let us ask the Lord for a strong faith to see with his eyes the reality of family life, and for a deep love to approach all families with his merciful heart." - Pope Francis

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