Unicorns!!!

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Outstanding video, explains where the word came from. In a 200 year old dictionary the word unicorn refers to the one horned rhinoceros and if you look up rhinoceros it says unicorn, this I believe is the truth of this butt of all christian jokes, watch it and tell me what you think.
https://youtu.be/7BNsjsbJLaM

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And now for the strangest thing youll ever see...
 

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Outstanding video, explains where the word came from. In a 200 year old dictionary the word unicorn refers to the one horned rhinoceros and if you look up rhinoceros it says unicorn, this I believe is the truth of this butt of all christian jokes, watch it and tell me what you think.
https://youtu.be/7BNsjsbJLaM

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Use a RSV or something not 400 years old as is the KJV. :)
 
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Ahhh, the KJV :bible:
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Use a RSV or something not 400m years old as is the KJV. :)
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Outstanding video, explains where the word came from. In a 200 year old dictionary the word unicorn refers to the one horned rhinoceros and if you look up rhinoceros it says unicorn, this I believe is the truth of this butt of all christian jokes, watch it and tell me what you think.
https://youtu.be/7BNsjsbJLaM

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Solid apologetic :thumbsup:
 

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Pedrito has seen a unicorn.

More than one in fact.

They appear individually, not in groups.

They are painful.

Because they appear singly, and not in groups, those painful things on Pedrito’s feet must be unicorns.
 

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Pedrito has seen a unicorn.

More than one in fact.

They appear individually, not in groups.

They are painful.

Because they appear singly, and not in groups, those painful things on Pedrito’s feet must be unicorns.

heh heh heh

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Outstanding video, explains where the word came from. In a 200 year old dictionary the word unicorn refers to the one horned rhinoceros and if you look up rhinoceros it says unicorn, this I believe is the truth of this butt of all christian jokes, watch it and tell me what you think.
https://youtu.be/7BNsjsbJLaM

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Sorry, but there are are only a few select that have ever seen this Sacred creature.
 

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Sorry, but there are are only a few select that have ever seen this Sacred creature.
How so? I dont think anyone has ever seen a horned horse because thats a mythical creature, this explains the confusion and when the word unicorn got changed from its original meaning to the mythical one in the last 200 years.

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How so? I dont think anyone has ever seen a horned horse because thats a mythical creature, this explains the confusion and when the word unicorn got changed from its original meaning to the mythical one in the last 200 years.

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Have you ever heard of a keresh
 

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There were unicorns, until this happened...

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Have you ever heard of a keresh

http://biblehub.com/hebrew/7214.htm
Save me from the lion's mouth, as from the horns of the wild oxen You answered me.
כבהוֹשִׁיעֵֽנִי מִפִּ֣י אַרְיֵ֑ה וּמִקַּרְנֵ֖י רֵמִ֣ים עֲנִיתָֽנִי:

Again, this sacred creature is not seen by just any person.
wild oxen is not exactly the right word either.

These also are proverbs of Solomon which the men of Hezekiah, king of Judah, transcribed.

It is the glory of God to conceal a matter, But the glory of kings is to search out a matter. As the heavens for height and the earth for depth, So the heart of kings is unsearchable.…
 

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I have one.

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I have one.
(whisper ... Legend has it, she IS one.)
(Shhh...quiet...they're very elusive,
you don't want to scare her off)
 
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