Does God exist?

Andrew

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Atheist: “Nope.”

Christian: “I want to introduce you to my best friend . . . Jesus Christ.”

Jew: “If he does then he's got about 3,000 years of explaining to do!”

Muslim: “I don't drop what I'm doing five times a day to pray for nothing.”

Scientist: “Haven't figured that out yet, we're still doing the math.”

Hippie: “Our Mother Earth, Gaia.”

Buddhist: “Do you think God exists?”

Stoner: “Do . . . like . . . any of us really exist?”

Polytheist: “They all do.”

Hindu: “33 God's exist . . . or is it 33 crores?”

Feminist: “Yes She does!”

Agnostic: “Maybe.”

Sci-Fi: “God is an alien!”

Greek Philosopher: “What if God did exist? Then what?”

Criminally Insane: “I am God!”

Joan Osborne: “What if God was one of us?”

Aquinas: “Yes, and a good thing, too.”

Paine: “Yes, but we’re still screwed.”

Sartre: “No, so we’re still screwed.”

Nietzsche: “No, and a good thing, too.”
 

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Lol what a dumb question.
God: I am.
 
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