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    Fun & Games - Thread: Jokes

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      Wink Jokes

      Tell your favorite joke here for us to laugh at. Or not.

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      you first

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      lol
      Isaiah 40:31

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      Ok, i'll start

      i went down to the harbor to feed the ducks.

      what did i feed them?


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      Quackers?
      Joshua 6:20 The fall of Jericho

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      What dio you have when you have two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk
      Isaiah 40:31

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      LOL! Daggit, you both figured it out hahaaaaa

      that's hilarious bill

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      A Baptist minister wanted a dog and he gets one that is trained very well and does all sorts of tricks. So one night he is having a party and wants to show his dog off and he tells it to roll over and play dead and so on. Finally he tells it to heel and the dog jumps up on a guest and puts his paw on his forehead and the minister said oh no its a Pentecostal dog
      Isaiah 40:31

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      One of my favorites:

      So this physicist walks into an ice cream shop every day, sits down, and orders an ice cream sundae for himself and one for the empty seat next to him. This goes on for a while, until the guy behind the counter gets curious and asks him what he's doing. The physicist says "Well, I'm a physicist, and quantum mechanics tells us that it is possible for a beautiful woman to materialize above the space in this seat, and instantly fall in love with me". The guy behind the counter says "Well, lots of beautiful women come in here every day. Why don't you buy one of them and ice cream, and they might fall in love with you"? And the physicist says "Yeah, but what are the chances of that happening"?

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      Knock knock


      Who's there?


      Goliath


      Goliath who?



      Goliath down you looketh tired!

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