Random nonsense

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL...Fdg&params=OAFIAVgG&v=s6ZR3um4q20&mode=NORMAL

Confuse a cat

The things you find when you search for wibble.
wobble

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA

bill1231 said:

I like spider plants

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I used to have my room full of them. All these new ones I put in new pots. I had huge spider plants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmc0MIzG6zc

Holiday

Bye! We will not soon forget this
Have a nice journey back!
Bye!
How fantastic, but I’m also glad I’m home again.
There we are again. Finally home. It was a nice holiday but I’m also glad I’m home.
But it was lovely Ron.
Judith, come go sit quick.
I have to ask you something important. Listen Judith, it was a romantic holiday and we know each other now for 6 months
Ron wait a minute
I want you to listen to me for a moment.
But I can’t wait for a second honey. I have to say it now.
Wait before you’re gonna say things you’ll later regret.
I won’t regret it later.
I bought rings, look.
I have to tell you something important.
But what could be important?
I always want to be honest to you, you know that, but you have to know everything about me.
You scare me. What’s up? What is there that I don’t know about you?
Well as a start, I’m catholic.
Hahaha you’re catholic, what does it matter? I wouldn't care if you were a remonstant
I’m a fan of Rita Verdonk (a horrible politician)
Doesn’t matter sweetheart. Everyone is a fan of something. That’s fun.
And I don’t like sports.
I’ll get rid of the soccer card.
And I don’t like to sunbathe
No worries, we go to cold countries and sit cosy in the shadow

Wait, I have one important thing.
What is it? What do you have to tell me?
I’m ugly.
What?
I’m ugly.
And you tell me that now? You waited that long and tell me just now?????
Give my flowers back. I’m almost proposing to you.
I spent so much money on you, the holiday, the flowers, what do you think it has costed ??
Oh Ron don’t get mad.
I would have found out later. Someone would have told me you’re ugly.
I’m so sorry.
I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry, well during the expensive holiday you weren’t sorry.
How am I gonna tell my friends you’re ugly?
Well you could say..
Oh shut up, I’ll come up with a lie, I’l say you’re pregnant from someone else or something. I quit. I'm disgusted by you.

Ron wait!
No not a split second anymore. I’m leaving. What’s up?
I made a joke. I’m not really ugly.
Oooooh I fell for it. So stupid.
I won’t do it anymore.
Don’t do that anymore. You scared me.
Of course you’re not ugly.
Do you want to marry me?
Yes1
Come on, let’s go to your parents quick to tell them.
Why now? Why the hurry?
The zoo is closed in 5 minutes. Come.

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