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- Waste not a dime on presents that may not be wanted or appreciated
- Feel no guilt that what you gave is less than you received
- Wear no fake smiles or strictly polite "thank you's" for unwanted gifts you will likely return, exchange, give away or throw away
- Give a gift, a card or note before or after the holiday, because you wanted to, not because it was expected of you.
- Eliminate the competition and all the ill feelings that come with expected gift exchange
- Avoid the hypocritical and vainglorious celebrities in ridiculous outfits displaying the self righteous pharisee's faux gratitude through song
- Avoid the mormons who do the same thing just with beaver cleaver clothing and horrible jokes.
- Avoid eating pig to celebrate the rebellion (*cough* freedom) you have now in "Christ Jesus"
- Avoid the rush of the crowds, the pushing and shoving, the impoliteness and rudeness that often accompanies "Christmas shopping".
- Avoid lying to your children about Santa Claus
...or scaring them by having them sit on a stranger's lap for a photo
- Avoid all the bother of "Christmas Trees", setting them up, putting all the ornaments on them and lights, creating a real fire hazard, then dismantling it all and dumping the tree that was merely a temporary symbol for some reason you're not even sure of.
- Avoid screaming, ungrateful children fighting over the gifts they got or missed out on and how they are judging your love for them in this.
- Avoid making other children who may be poor and receive no gifts think they are less than you.
- Stay home and avoid the numerous drunk driving accident danger that increases on days when families and feelings can collide.
